So, in a fit of geekery, so I went online searching for more info about metric time and found this enthusiast’s website:

A Guide To Metric Time

In the top bar on the screen, there’s a link to another page hosted on the same site that states “Don’t eat the lies they are feeding you” with a picture of sprouts. Clicking on the link takes you to a page that states that Belgium does not exist. (At the bottom of the page, there are links to other “heretical geography” sites.)

There’s also a link to the Republic of Cascadia, which posits that “the former American states of Oregon and Washington and the former Canadian province of British Columbia must join together as a sovereign nation. Only then can we have self-determination and take our rightful place in the Global Community.”

I want citizenship.