Cracow-life.com, a website that I enjoy using when I’m in Poland, lists of the upcoming Celion Dion concert in Kraków:

“Not since the Nazis and their Panzer tanks arrived in 1939 have the citizens of Poland trembled with such fear and horror – Celine Dion is coming to Krakow! The renowned torturer will be arriving with her deadly instruments (viz. a microphone and some very large speakers) to dish out excruciating aural punishment to anyone within hearing distance of the Blonia on June 28th. The Salt Mines are expecting record numbers on this day. If you have been corrupted by the dark side and simply insist on going to see the Canadian songstress then you can check out www.maybkrakow.pl, the event’s official website and buy tickets. If there is any justice in this world a freak iceberg storm will rain down from the heavens just as Celine bursts into ‘My heart will go on…’ giving her fans their just desserts and raising the average IQ of Krakovians by around 50 points.”